Hard to imagine any everyday Aussie to go 6 months without yelling “cunt” in public much less Kyrgios.

Without the drinking, Drew is basically Jon Stewart’s character from half-baked now.

And that $500 rent payment becomes a cardboard box under an overpass.

Even living well within your means going from 4k a month to 1k is going to sink you. 

And after Biden rides the trains all day, what shall he be doing in the evening. He’ll be playing the record player, just like the rest of us. But what of the kids, you ask? Federally subsidized cup and ball, for all the kids! (Federally subsidized for no other reason but to piss off the republicans!)

Doesn't work when you already have the car note and a mortgage based on your usual income. Sure you can change some things, but the biggest bills will likely stay the same for a lot of people. 

Quite time, but also I think providing a timeline that this angle was being telegraphed for months by the administration makes it more damaging than a one-off phone call.

I saw the Fuck Punts open for the Pixies in 1989.

“Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!” I shrieked, upstarting—
“Get thee back into the tempest and the Night’s Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken!—quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from…

I think this is defensible strategy. The public is stupid. Call me condescending all you want, but I read the polling data. I know precisely how vapid the American public can be, and just how irrational and ignorant their engagement with politics can be. People have short attention spans, are easily misled, push…

I would prefer Senate Republicans to have to acquit on article after article and for there to be tons of them. I don’t want the scope narrowed. That said,

I believe the exact quote was:

They’ve had almost 3 years to decide he’s not worth the trouble and nothing he’s done has moved the needle in the slightest.

Also there doesn’t need to be any quid pro quo for him to be impeached for asking a foreign leader to dig up dirt on his political opponent. 

For all the trolls bleating about the supposed lack of an “explicit quid pro quo,” it’s right there in the middle of the fucking call:

None of that has anything to do with my point. 

He only got to the bigs bc his dad was a big deal Propane salesman in Arlen, TX

I have probably never laughed harder than I did just now when I opened a reader email and learned that the troposphere is the lowest level of the earth’s atmosphere. All hits are in the troposphere!

Totally agree — gather steps should be for making a gather possible, not to hop to a new location with an additional move for a shot. Figure out how to dribble to your spot or GTFO.

Don’t worry - they’ll try it out for a little while, then they’ll go back to never calling it as usual.