My dad says it’s because he’s a quitter and only cares about collecting a paycheck instead of winning.

He’s got the yips, and when a quarterback has the yips, there is only one thing left to do.

who the fuck is Jesus

More like a dumpster full of skull juice.

Hearing Rahm Emanuel, of all people on this cursed earth, complain that Castro was too mean to Biden absolutely broke my brain. 

I told you once and I told you twice about these hammy references.

This analysis is not only bad, but it’s the same lazy analysis that we read time and time again. So are you postulating that an AOC candidate would have more success in these districts? The reality is that many places are conservative. Even more are socially conservative. In the South, many Democrats and especially…

The 49ers thought they could get around the curfew by having the Rolling Stones play undercover of the night thinking nobody would notice.

Trying ...so..hard...to...resist...Arghhh...

What the fuck is juice?

Every time I see/hear/think about that commercial, Chapelle instantly pops in my head.

Lawrence Taylor told me to “fuck off” when I was 11.

Ok, we’re all chill with the kid being roasted but this might be over the line.

Speaking only for myself....

MLS has announced that they are banning Hong Kong from any future hosting opportunities.

I have nothing snarky to say. I’m in absolute awe of these people fighting for their rights in such a smart way and effective way. I really do hope they win....but I’m not holding my breath.

As for “Slim”, this used to drive me nuts when I was younger and slimmer; don’t tell me I’m too skinny, that “I need to eat a hamburger”, etc.

“I think preventing a federal crime...”