Yup, once we got our cat, we had to shake out all our shoes before we put them on (in case of mouse corpses) for a winter, but after that we never had a problem with them again.

Is my high school french failing me? I thought “poche” meant pocket.

I’ve always had very vivid dreams, and usually remember them. Unfortunately, I’ve never been able to control my dreams. If I ever realize I’m dreaming, my dreaming self never makes the connection that it’s not real, so it’s always “How do I stop myself from waking up, so I can stay here” if it’s a good dream, or “How…

I mean, my sister got hit in a parking lot (her car, I mean. She wasn’t run over) because someone backed out suddenly. They tried to claim it was her fault because their rear sensor didn’t go off. If people are completely relying on their new tech features to the exclusive of what they actually learned in driver’s ed…

I’ll fix my stupid airbag when they get around to having replacement airbags on hand.

I gave up on going for the Pidgeot tree berries and the Voltorb treasure because I decided they’re not worth it, but my poor Bort has eaten a lot of glass.

I mean, when I was renting my first place with some friends, it was the landlord’s responsibility to mow, so we didn’t own a lawnmower or anything, and he never did it. At first I didn’t care, but that grass eventually got close to waist-high, it was awful, scratchy, and made the house look abandoned.

I feel ya. I felt really awesome after seeing how easy it was to replace my turn signal bulb.

Alright, thanks for your perspective! I think I’m just particularly sensitive to light because even that dawn glow can get me, but it might be worth considering if I ever move.

Alright, thanks for your perspective! I think I’m just particularly sensitive to light because even that dawn glow…

Can someone explain the wake-up light to me? Does everyone who uses it wake up before dawn every day, or do they just have much thicker curtains than me? Cause the real sun already wakes me up, before I want to. I can only see this being useful in the winter.

Can someone explain the wake-up light to me? Does everyone who uses it wake up before dawn every day, or do they…

I decided I wanted some golden lizards on my car as soon as I saw those. Now that I know they combined three of my favorite things: money, puns, and not getting into car accidents, I want them three times as much.

Just this morning on my way to work I saw someone in the lane next to me start to run a red light, which a cop car was stopped at. He noticed the cop halfway through the intersection, slammed on the brakes, and squealed and skidded the rest of the way through. Then he put it into reverse, and backed up through the…

I agree he’s a total bastard and shouldn’t get away this, but I think “fatally injured” is used to differentiate between someone dying instantly vs. on the way to/at the hospital

Don’t know about Argentina, but when I was in Peru everytime I ordered a tortilla they brought me an omelette. Apparently I’m an idiot because I kept forgetting and this happened like three times.

Someone needs to go tell Autoweek how wrong they are on that “less than 20 in the U.S. and Canada” count

Okay, but what about, my flight’s been canceled, and so has the next one, and the one after that, and now I’ve been in this airport for 8 hours and I got hungry kids? Cause that’s happened to me about three times now. 

for “secret eyes only”, guys. None of those eyes we know about.

Apparently my grandmother had some neighbors who kept inviting themselves over for dinner, and she couldn’t turn them away politely. So after she got fed up with it, one night she put all the dishes on the floor after dinner to let the dogs lick, and then put them back in the cabinets while the neighbors watched. When…

Am I the only one who thought of this looking at it?

Not my roommate, but my friend’s roommate. This chick’s mom visited on the regular, and slept on the floor of the dorm. My friend pretty quickly found an excuse to be gone all weekend every weekend.