Finally something right sized for all the whiners going on about WAHHHH TRUCKS ARE TOO BIG THESE DAYS.

I had a ‘95 Ford Explorer Sport and it was the dark Hunter green with the grey wheel well extensions. The inside was a horrendous sea green velvety material. I had to ground myself every time I got out before touching anyone or any electronics because of the static electric charge I could build from that stuff. Looked…

Found Pog

Except...

I’m smirking a bit at all the comments chastising you for the state of your property.

Wow - dunno how many friends I’ll win over with this thought, but if I were your neighbor, I’d have reported you to the city too.

Think about all the things you are doing with this project:

I refuse to feel sorry for someone who has basically trash (that’s what unused, unregistered shit boxes are) laying around in their yard. I would be so pissed to have to look at that if I was your neighbor. I get wanting to collect good deals and work on them slowly, but this shit was hoarder status and needed to be…

1983 Subaru Wagon. Enjoy road trips the way your grandparents did. You know, with them taking forever because highway speeds aren’t its thing when hills or altitude is around.

With photoshop that good I think I found Saleen’s first customer.

“Stellantis has been clinically proven for treatment of lead foot syndrome.  Some users of Stellantis experience vertigo, numbness of limbs, or tunnel vision.  Consult your doctor if you have a history of heart conditions, as Stellantis may increase your risk of high blood pressure.”

I’m an airline pilot, and we don’t have a thing called “crashing”, that’s every landing. HAha! I’m here all week, tip your waiter
Ok, anyway, we have incidents and accidents. Incidents are small things but can spill over into accident territory if there is a fatality or substantial damage.

There are almost no 727s flying and they aren’t really a “small” plane - not sure how that’s relevant to the discussion.

I feel like that statistic “a large commercial jet crashes once every 3 days” has to be quite misleading. Otherwise, it wouldn’t make international news when even a mid-size jetliner like a 737 goes down.

Aren’t memes supposed to be funny?

More specifically, we want to see you cut the Changli with a broadsword because it might be cake.

I will say, I do like the new Bronco, but it has the same problems all new cars have. It looks bloated and fat, and the windows are too small. So I Photoshopped my fix. First image is the actual way it’ll be produced, the second is how I wish it looked.

But when will they be offering the Eddie Bauer edition?

I love LGR, he's really fun and thorough, his voice is also very soothing. Btw, there are more advertisements and pop ups on Jalopnik now than illegitimate porn sites. Good God, Jalopnik premium to cut out the ads?

The Sasquatch Package is the one you’ll hear about, but never actually find it.