Yeah yeah. But we did hold your beer while you elected Trump. So...

A question I go back to time and time again. Say the passenger was male. He’s found unconscious, pants off, the taxi driver thrusting into his ass. Would the judge still consider whether or not there had been a “flirtation” before the guy passed out?

I thought the same thing about Rich’s characterization, The man could not have been more gracious, during what must have been an epically humiliating moment.

Yea I don’t know why Rich Juzwiak feels the need to be such a shit head about this. Talk about alternative facts

For all the times I like Jezebel, it’s things like this that are driving me away. A lot of the staff write callous and snarky things for no reason. It’s just mean for the sake of mean a lot of the time.

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

Yeah, I thought the Lala Land producers handled it with exceptional grace. They took it on themselves to announce that they hadn’t won, quickly got out the message that Moonlight had won, and tried to reassure the Moonlight team that this was all real and they should get up on stage. Like that’s a lot of crazy in…

Yeah, I agree. It seemed like he was trying to make it right as quickly and clearly as possible.

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

Marisa Tomei probably feels vindicated right now. This proves that if the wrong name is announced by mistake, they will correct it swiftly and everyone will look embarrassed.

“The night’s final award for Best Picture was initially announced by Warren Beatty as belonging to La La Land,...”

His name is DoucheMcBaggus man. You have to expect these things.

Matt is a car guy. It’s well documented, particularly on this website before the retooled version of Top Gear aired when everyone like yourself was asking why someone best known for being an actor on a sitcom was chosen to host a car show. He wanted to be a racer before he got into acting. He races motorcycles and…

I’m Canadian (Montreal). From my perspective, he’s more centre than left. I think he’s good, but he could be better.

more like Justin TruDON’T YOU TRY YOUR PRIMITIVE ALPHA DOMINANCE DISPLAY ON ME YOU CRUSTY ORANGE POTATO I’LL DESTROY YOU WITH MY INTELLECT AND CHARM amirite?

This is so deliciously good.

SIT DOWN PIERS, YOU FAT MOTHER[BLEEEEEEP]!

That’s gross. Have an upvote.

A Paper Zelda RPG would make me ejaculate far more in distance and amount than ever possible before.

well, 2 anyway...one is just a bike.