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The only reason you'd ever order a McFish sandwich is if you were an observant Catholic during Lent and you were in the drive thru line and forgot it was Friday till it was time to order. And probably only then if the JesusFish on the car in front of you made you feel guilty.

Actually it's a reference to Lil Boosie, a rapper who faced the death penalty for murder but was found not guilty. He was incarcerated for drug charges but was freed when his lawyers argued he was set up and won.

Ugh, is that a fillet o' fish square on top of that sandwich? Is that two fillet o' fish squares?? Who actually chooses a McDonalds fillet o' fish? I am definitely not Kvshton because I would bypass all the fillets o' fish when making my illicit sneaky sandwich. If all they had were fillets o' fish, my next tweet

I am not kvshton— you could not pay me to eat a fish filet patty. Much less two.

I was staying at a hotel (nothing fancy, just for a stop one night) and came back rather late and a bit tipsy after a night with friends. I discovered my key card didn't work so decided to wait around for a few minutes until the desk attendant came back.

When you're drinking, you know how three minutes can feel like

the joke isn't negative towards white people.

They'll never stop, minstrel mockery is as much a part of American culture as fucking Baseball.

It goes back MUCH further than that, and has been a part of American culture since the days of minstrel coonery.

It'll stop when mediocre white people stop thinking that mediocre adaptations of black culture by other white people aren't funny anymore.

You habe to remember, this is Jimmy Fallon we're talking about...

It's the new "white grandmas talking like Black people haha funny" trend that was popular in the '00's.

This lady's voice is incredible! Song much improved with this vibe.

YES SECONDED OK THANK YOU

That was awesome.

Reminds me of when I was fourteen; my best friend and I used to sing heavy metal songs as if Kathie Lee Gifford were singing them. We'd crack ourselves up, because we were fourteen.

This is way better than the original version of that stupid song (which, aside from the riff, suuuuckkkkkkkssssss forever). LOVE the dixieland reinvention.

No, in every way, no, starting from the bottom and ending with Gwyneth in that giant vagina suit.

White people need to stop doing this shit.

This would work better with someone who could actually sing