the joke isn't negative towards white people.

They'll never stop, minstrel mockery is as much a part of American culture as fucking Baseball.

It'll stop when mediocre white people stop thinking that mediocre adaptations of black culture by other white people aren't funny anymore.

"Those pants are way too tight. I mean, just...

She likes her Marlboro reds. I don't smoke but if I do partake I want a smooth, icy menthol. I haphazardly steal them from my boss when I do want one.

Oh dear lord. I argued with my nieces's mother about biology... as in, she didn't realize that if two siblings have babies with other partners, their kids are cousins and 'blood-related'. She homeschools five children (from four separate dads).

You habe to remember, this is Jimmy Fallon we're talking about...

It's the new "white grandmas talking like Black people haha funny" trend that was popular in the '00's.

This lady's voice is incredible! Song much improved with this vibe.

YES SECONDED OK THANK YOU

That's a really shitty thing to do to people who want to buy one legitimately. Scalpers just make enjoying the hobby harder and much more expensive for everyone else.

That was awesome.

Reminds me of when I was fourteen; my best friend and I used to sing heavy metal songs as if Kathie Lee Gifford were singing them. We'd crack ourselves up, because we were fourteen.

This is way better than the original version of that stupid song (which, aside from the riff, suuuuckkkkkkkssssss forever). LOVE the dixieland reinvention.

No, in every way, no, starting from the bottom and ending with Gwyneth in that giant vagina suit.

We need more of this:

Dear everybody (apparently),

White people need to stop doing this shit.

This would work better with someone who could actually sing

I started hooking up with this guy and the first night he tried to get down and busy without a condom and when I told him it was required, he basically brushed me off with some condom excuse so I just put my hands on both of his cheeks and said 'Yes! I've been waiting to find the father of my future children!' He put…