I think you underestimate teenagers and their texting. I’m not even a teen and I probably reach the thousands some days. I don’t even talk to that many people! They add up quick.

I think it must vary, because I was in Japan during Golden Week two years ago and Tokyo was empty! (Okay, not empty but definitely not crowded) It was actually very strange feeling, because I knew it was typically very populated. I spent some of the Golden Week weekdays in Tokyo rather than the weekend, so perhaps…

Regardless of ANYTHING the mother did — why would she punish and yell at the children? I read the transcript and the things she says to these kids is absolutely horrifying. She basically calls the eldest stupid. She doesn’t let him even talk. And holy shit, the way she treats the little ones. It’s horrifying.

The comments she makes to the little kids are appalling. Like, even abusive, I would say. She’s trying to beat them into submission, into seeing their scumbag father. At some point, when they literally agree to living in a home rather than having lunch with their father, you’d think the judge would realize that the…

His version of the story. Which he told some tabloid, rather than a courtroom, in order to make himself look good and most likely receive a nice payment for telling “his side.”

The kid’s testimony that he watched his father beat his mother is evidence. The fact that he says he does not want to see his father for that reason is evidence.

Haggling takes some getting used to but if they’re letting you pick your price, feel free to lowball a little. If they don’t like it, they’ll counter. Just figure out what it’s worth to you and be prepared to walk away if they’re rude about it. It shouldn’t be personal for either side. Most of the time they’ll let you…

Yeah, I bet you’re right and that it wasn’t snark at all. I bet her telling me to take a nap should have been taken as a polite suggestion too! Way to offer unsolicited opinions in someone else’s discussion though, that wasn’t combative of you at all.

Combative? Oh honey. Are you upset or something? It is entirely trivial, which is why it’s strange you’re getting so defensive and hurt over it. If you don’t want to have an argument with a random internet person, then don’t start one. Also, calling your own comment innocuous is really cute, considering how you began…

One literal comment is not trying now? Even when it comes along with another comment, trying to make the same, ineffective point? I’m not convinced.

Of course I do. Obviously there’s an extra power difference at play in this case, but you do realize that one of the STARS of the show, as in one of the most famous people that is on this show, got fired for this? So why wouldn’t they have fired another actor along with him, for once again, literally fucking while…

I’ll never stop being amazed to find people who missed the fact that Colbert was playing a character on his show.

Uh, except she was literally having sex on the job. That’s not a moral judgment issue, that’s a professionalism issue. If they did it on their own time, that’s one thing (which could still be grounds for firing, depending on policy) but they did it at work. During work. Come on with your silly lax moral argument.…

I hope you’ll respond with “Aww. It’s too bad you’re so short!” before you block them.

Do you not watch Jeopardy, or was the supposed to be a joke?

By "stiffed" do you mean no tip, or they actually did not pay their bill?

That's not an oxford comma.

The other sorority note was from Alpha Phi, wasn't it?

What does your breast size have to do with you being a messy eater? Big boobs do not require dropping food on them - that's all on your eating technique.

This is the definitive list. Thank you.