Does this count as accidental anal?

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

Why don’t you “abide” like your namesake, El Duderino.

Excellent demonstration of the one thing to really remember and stick to when you’re pulled over: be white.

Absolutely agree. I had this same insight while finishing my christmas shopping on Amazon, on the same day that I’d read the umpteenth article about Amazon’s treatment of their warehouse staff.

Fuck. This...fuck.

Some small, sadistic part of me wants to watch the world burn down right now. Fine, I’m ready to go.

And you know what could happen to change that? Put regulations in place that dictate products brought into this country must meet the same restrictions and guidelines as products made in this country must meet. The whole reason manufacturing and labor moved overseas was to get OUT from under those restrictions. But if…

Great point. I 100% agree that the real way for things to change is for people to put their money where their mouth is - literally. Don’t want American jobs to go over seas? Stop buying shit made by foreign workers. Don’t like cronyism? Don’t vote for people who will hire cronies.

It was quite a long walk to get to the punchline.

This right here. Sometimes I will take a shower in the evening, if I’ve been working around the house or the yard and got all sweaty and dirty. But I always wash my hair the next morning, too.

Mornings. You sweat when you sleep, you don’t move around that means that sweat is just stewing in your cracks and crevices rather than having a chance to evaporate, sweat means bacteria, bacteria means smell. You stink at work you smelly fuck. Also in the evenings after the gym.

Morning. I’m one of those people whose hair gets rather greasy overnight. So I have to shower in the morning. My wife prefers to shower in the evening, but she doesn’t have the greasy hair problem that I do.

You deserve every one of these.

What about international bonds, like those from Chyna?

SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET WE HAVE A WINNER

This will not get the credit it deserves.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

I do blame the people running the space. It’s not lack of affordable housing that makes you only construct the one staircase out of wooden pallets. As fucking artists some of whom worked in metal and certainly have the capability of mixing and using concrete and building better exits and staircases, it was not lack of…

Exactly this. Look up architect. I'm an actual architect. Not a software architect, or systems architect, or any other take on it. Silliness.