OK, how about Dylan Ratigan.

UPS drivers can make about $80K a year. Not easy work, but the pay is decent. But sometimes you start as a part-time, seasonal helper. Lots of jobs start out the in $10-$12 range and become careers.

Love was a huge disappointment.

I thought it was a corvette.

Well, she got hers. Money, fame, even gender. I guess the Republican party is OK with everything as long as you're white and rich.

I don't see Cattleman's Ranch

Dear the Donald,

“We just wanted to make it as clear as possible that Jack is one of our brothers,” Sears said. “He’s family to us and we miss him.”

Spoiler Alert: It was not good

We’re a consulting firm, and I think one of the most important issues for being “freelance” is getting paid - at all. Lots of companies- big companies- are pushing payments out as far as they can. It can be extremely painful to deal with expenses on a job when the compensation might be 4-6 months away from the…

You know, Thoreau went to the woods because he didn’t really have any friends. That seems a lot like Kanye.

I love that the question of whether to replace the “Strict Constructionist” during a lame duck year is going to be settled by the “Activist Senators” of his own party.

Not a Trump supporter, but his helicopter is a Sikorsky S-76. Maybe gauche from a wealth perspective, but at least it's made in the US.

Still the best-in-class.

Apparently, no one here has kids under the age of 5. Because there's no way to shut down from "Which one of them is waking up first and when?"

Newman would give this a huge thumbs up and a chuckle if he were around today.

Wood is dimensionally unstable - it shrinks, expands, and warps a lot more than concrete can handle. I’m interested to see if the skim coat cracks over time.

I don’t want to say ignorant

I think it is true. Our town has started replacing street signs with Clearview signs, and the difference in the width of the letters and kerning is startling. I thought I was going crazy, because I thought the new signs were harder to read, and that science has said otherwise. I'm almost relieved to hear that it's not…

I’m fine with her dismissing mansplaining (as she should), but hopefully the note from said "[man]" wasn’t something like “need more contrast between the UPC and the background otherwise the scanner won’t read it.”