Ran when parked.

Give me a code reader and the internet

Because that's how they get rich and stay rich?

I keep telling my kids that Han Solo's last name should be Duo. For a guy named Solo, he's always hanging around with Chewie. He's never really alone. Ever.

you beat me!

I always wondered what happened to The Oneders.

Enough with the time wasting. The Supreme Court has already ruled that the Affordable Care act is a tax. Don’t like birth control and can’t provide health insurance to your employees due to deeply held beliefs, like something about some guy who supposedly had magic? Fine. Pay the damn tax.

How is this any different from the unnamed car culture of the 90's: Primer paint and $5000 rims? It's kind of an in-process stance, isn't it? Just before final paint?

I was hoping they photoshopped some acting ability onto her. I mean, have you seen KC Undercover?

This is what my wife says, so it really doesn't happen anymore, which is a huge bummer because I would do it all day if I could. I've always taken it personally. I guess I'm relieved to hear that maybe it's not just me.

I’m starting to think that Trump might be right that he’s the only one who can deal with Putin.

“Uh, yeah, boss. Remember when you cut the software engineering development budget down to nothing, and we said we we’re going to be able to develop software for those models without relying heavily on the 4 cylinder software, and you said to shut up and get it done? This is what we meant."

regular warzone-related delays?

He was too busy frosting himself?

Ever try to cancel on an Adobe subscription? eek!

Also he is remarkably precise about what angle he wants your head to be at while masturbating.

I missed the part of the video where Tavarish bought one, washed, clay-barred, and waxed it, installed an air freshener, and sold it for $3,723 profit.

I’d let the investigation play out before jumping to conclusions. It’s entirely possible that her death is the result of operator error. But I'm not understanding how she got stuck in the chamber.

This is like a French Karmin.

There will only ever be one Steve Jobs.