It's like someone found a box of McCall's patterns from the 70's in their grandparents' attic and decided to make every single one of them.

Kordell shitting the bed

“Write as if you are an expert, in a tone assuming that everything one needs to know about a subject can be found in your article.”

What’s that you say?

We'll miss you

Also, keep in mind that sometimes these auctions include assuming back taxes, penalties, and interest. on the property

Pretty sweet bass, though. What is that - Fender Vintage Jazz ?

Kinja probably won't embed, but ...

in an abandoned home’s driveway, in some deep weeds

Whatever the hell this is.

I think it’s the new Bachelor promo.

It's a pretty smart move, in my mind. By disrupting Sanders, we can now watch the media push the other candidates on the same issue. They may not have even made it into a Clinton or Trump rally, but now they'll be forced on the issue as well.

Someone needs to tell her that we’re putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports before they go out now. So if she could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that’d be great.

On the bright side, think of all the O2 sensors that won't need to be replaced.

I can't even make a decent veggie wrap in under 30 minutes.

As Herb-Tim struggled to enter the car details into his computer system

Oh how we've missed you

Mayhaps, but asking for some consistency on Jezebel’s editorial position regarding Love Actually.

Ordinary World appreciation day?

"I love animals- that’s why I like to kill them.”