“talking about sex”

Anybody know if he also invented the Battle Jitney?

How did it not occur to these chumps to lift the rope and walk off after her. It’s like they're on a playground and they got "you're under arrested."

No mom looks like that without assistants. That's the nanny.

I was going to make this point. No new mom has time to have dance hair like that.

I’m not sure that I’ve ever seen them in the same place together. They might be the same person - like Marky is Donny with a hair hat.

He won't, because rockets are easier, you get to use other people's money, and you can whitewash the pr to make it seem like you invented the whole idea.

Is this part of that movie where the guy gets eaten in the end? That would be unfortunate.

It's kind of funny that we're calling out a guy for ripping off an artist who sampled ...

Did not get SR-71.

Some of the worst people in sports

Can we just start calling her Attorney General Mosby? Or Senator Mosby?

I guess these guys have child support and stuff, so ...

It's funny, how at the end of the day, it's always a hotel, wine (or coke), and hookers.

Duhh, obviously blaming her for turning him gay?

I subsequently sought comfort in a friend

Tell me you were the one who finally bought those patchwork pants from the clearance catalog in the final days before the reign of Jenna.

Ideally this is solved with over-the-calf dress socks. Which do not make the ladies swoon when you take your pants off. You end up looking like a British accountant from the 50's.

I’d be interested to see which matters more - money or championships. Could you convince a group of players to take less money to stay under a cap in order to win?

I think you use it in art or something.