Did not get SR-71.

Some of the worst people in sports

Can we just start calling her Attorney General Mosby? Or Senator Mosby?

I guess these guys have child support and stuff, so ...

It's funny, how at the end of the day, it's always a hotel, wine (or coke), and hookers.

Duhh, obviously blaming her for turning him gay?

I subsequently sought comfort in a friend

Tell me you were the one who finally bought those patchwork pants from the clearance catalog in the final days before the reign of Jenna.

Ideally this is solved with over-the-calf dress socks. Which do not make the ladies swoon when you take your pants off. You end up looking like a British accountant from the 50's.

I’d be interested to see which matters more - money or championships. Could you convince a group of players to take less money to stay under a cap in order to win?

I think you use it in art or something.

I'm usually not one to throw stones regarding musical tastes (especially considering that I have a moz tattoo), but that is a truly terrible playlist.

You guys are more obsessed with the D now than when Daulerio was in charge.

How many O2 sensors are in that thing? I'm thinking about stocking up before purchase.

I knew a guy who did some shooting for SI back in the late 60’s. Plane tickets to the event, hotel paid for, per diem, maybe and assistant to carry some gear, and you owned what you shot.

Rule 34

I don’t really understand the full reach of importation ban. Is it still illegal to own the car if you don’t drive it on the road? Say you imported a Defender, just to drive on your property? Or you were working on it in your garage, and figured by the time it was done and ready for registration, it would be old…

Sebring Convertible?

But we’re getting old and we still haven’t walked in the glow of each other’s majestic presence.

I bought my kid a shirt on clearance from J Crew, except I didn’t notice that said “Nuburgring” until it arrived. I wasn’t sure if it was a fail, or they didn’t license the name. It was a decent shirt though.