I'm throwing it down.

Seriously, boo fucking hoo. Good shows get canceled all the time. Everyone should be thankful that it hit the wall at full bore rather than coasting to a stop.

To be fair, Jesus would have just healed her for free.

Bruce and his publicist (assuming there is one) have played this very well. The months of tabloid frenzy served as a time for people to hear and think about his transition, and build a demand for Bruce's side of the story. Now that he's ready, I think a lot of people who may have been initially shocked by a surprise…

This is still the best version.

Should have gone with aneurysm. Because irony.

Not to be a douche, but buy Golf Wagen, buy R drivetrain. Pay a guy to do the swap, sell unwanted Frankenvolken . Keep Golf R Wagen.

With enough shoulder room to fit 3 car seats across the second row.

Came here ready to hate ... can't. Great chart!

Please tell me that you parked the Ferrari out there ...

Volkswagen Group of America ...

Can't tell if Iroc Z or not ...

I can't believe that you know @DadBoner!

I had gaffing tape around one of my shoes for two years while I worked in a WASP enclave. No one thought it was charming.

Lothario = Paul Stanley?

You guys know that they auto-tune at the soundboard during performances, right?

b) increase the gap so that Rosberg wouldn't try to make a stupid pass attempt out of frustration that would take both Mercs out. A team would never admit to either, but again: if they're saying "go faster,"

You think that name's funny?

I like to use the word "horde" in lieu of "collect." Anyone who's ever dealt with an estate will tell you it's only "collecting" when there's a perceived value.

Glad her cancer is treatable. My neighbor went in with Stage 4 colon cancer, and it looks like she's going to come out dead. Maybe they'll bury her in stripper boots, though.