I'm still wondering whether the inconsistencies in the story are due to "Jackie" or if they're due to Erdely.

When I carry our baby (she's 8 months) she reaches her hand out and starts picking at the cuticle on my thumb with her baby talons. It's actually kind of painful. I hope AG isn't doing any weird stuff like that while she's getting carried around.

Just a note here for folks who underestimate what a good recip saw can do. My brother-in-law and I cut a concrete lined steel hot-water-heater tank into three manageable sections with one after it became clear that we were never going to be able to carry it up the basement stairs in one piece.

CP. the V10 makes it 67% more douchey than the V6.

"Add in parts, and it's almost impossible to leave the service department without spending $1,000."

I think a better approach is to not pay them for the aircraft until they're fixed. Or, you know, put a stop payment on the check. That should get their attention real fast.

"Like so many things F-35, maybe the operating margins are just too thin for an affordable aircraft-based fix to be plausible."

"I think I recognized "Shake It Off" and then I trouble had hearing it and tried to turn it up and messed with the wrong setting on my lap and everything got all wonky. The entire thing was like an exercise in making me feel 100 years old. I need a nap now. Get off my lawn."

"Perhaps it's time for Red Bull to invest in some better security, like, I don't know...a person sitting at the front desk after hours? Or maybe a rent-a-cop at the premises' entrance?"

Shade Court is my favorite way to end the week!

Did you catch the bit where she mentions not upsetting Camille? It seems like this bit encompasses everything about the larger story, and also the reluctance of Hollywood to deal with it : "Keenan loves to work."

But not at Zillow, right?

We just had our third. Some days I feel like the universe is playing a huge financial joke on us. But I guess I'd rather be poor with my awesome people than be less poor without them. I mean, who's going to wake me up in the middle of the night? Or leave pee puddles in the bathroom?

Please add Multi-Level Marketers.

Whatever name you choose, it will be popular the next year.

True, but March 2012 ...

Sounds like that Stapp guy is in his own prison.

This is also true of AC/DC.

I thought Passat meant "needs another catalytic converter replaced."