Dog runs half-marathon, finishes seventh.

50 miles south of Minneapolis is where I live. Welcome to the misery of rural Minnesota.

Let’s play “spot the Patriots fan”

would this be a good starter bike for my son

Pete Carroll blamed the grass.

Did you see how small the moon looks compared to him?

Silly? Perhaps. But I don’t write ‘em

You know how people keep complaining about having their comments grayed?

You mean like this, but a 400, right?

Oh, I was thinking more along the lines of "Hi! Welcome to Goodburger, home of the Goodburger. May I take your order?"

I imagine how lonely you must be.

Normally hippies are just annoying. These two have my support.

To me “zero fucks given” means you only do what’s necessary to keep it functional, with no regard to aesthetics or what other people think.

“Yeah fuck your Skylines, but this shit right here is safe.”

“The best freelance sacks are made of burlap.”

Resale seems to be pretty good from what I’ve seen. My sister’s 2014 was like $18k and she got it in October of last year. It’s not that loaded up, either.

2016 Ford Focus RS - Coming soon to ditches and utility poles near you!

These guys respectfully disagree.

Nah. Probably beats living in one outside the Detroit Auto Show, though.