The last time I saw that many personlized handshakes Michael J. Fox was sending out Christmas cards.

This isn’t trolling. This is an example of how Target should handle complaints. When people believe stupid shit, they need to be called on it, not coddled.

“Good thing I have AAA saved as a contact...”

Nope, nothing wrong here.

This is the first time a Jets player has been publicly cold-cocked since Brett Favre sent that picture to Jenn Sterger from the team’s ice-bath.

I know this may be a pretty unpopular submission, but I have never been able to get over the preportions of the last generation CTS Coupe. There are just huge flat expanses of flat metal and plastic paneling. The belt line is awkwardly high and the rake of the car front to rear makes for odd disparities between the…

Lol, nice! No, just from Vancouver.

I’m amazed — AMAZED — the author uses three names to identify himself.

Sorry - it seems to be cut off in the pic. I believe it was www.IHaveNoDignity.com

Doug DeMurano. Now and forever.

If I were him, because of the fines, I’d rid myself of it and find the largest, ugliest rusted busted piece of shit car I could find and park it there until I died. Problem with our society today is everyone is nosey and are habitually offended by nothing.

If you can’t guarantee job security, mess with everyone while it’s still an option.

God, I wish you guys did a baseball version of Why Your Team Sucks.

Honestly though, good for him. It’s gotta be brutal to squander that much money and deal with addiction. It seems like he has goals and a purpose, plus he’s cleaned himself up. No snark for this one.

Incredibly and happily, nobody was hurt, though the condition of the gas-filling man’s underpants, Joel Moran, is not known. Underpants experts fear the worst.

It’s a 2002. With that said, I don’t like the spark plugs (2) that shot out of the engine and took all the threads and housing with them. I hate the way it eats wheel bearings. I hate the fact that it doesn’t know whether its doors are open or closed while I’m driving (even though replaced all switches) so from time…

Well, here’s at least an alloy-pine cone:

Based on sales numbers it seems the A7 is indeed the preference for most. It’s outsold the CLS since its introduction (not hugely, but it outsells it) and it probably outsells the 6 Series as well. Unfortunately the numbers I looked at don’t differentiate between the sedan and coupe versions of the 6 Series but given…

So would Patrick George