fatvalkilmer
Fat Val Kilmer
fatvalkilmer

okay, my apologies...sorry you like your pants to be stained of marinara from your nutsack tear.

I’m proud of you for not joining the Jalopnik Committee for Camaro Redecoration.

Definitely a fun ride. Only complaint I had is the seat likes to take your nutsack and relocate it wherever it damn well pleases. Granted, I was wearing summer riding pants and not leathers like the chap in the photo.

When it’s not snow, it’s suicidal deer.

The Dungey family is absolutely world class. Good for Ryan for earning his accolades.

Long story...took the girlfriend (now wife to be) to meet family out of state in my almost year-old FR-S in April 2013. I had the stock Michelins and on the way back we were caught in a snowstorm that pretty much came out of nowhere.

I thought that was the hairball he kept trying to extract. Thanks for clearing that up!

I have come here to make jokes and kick ass...and I’m all out of bubblegum

He is the tallest motherfucker I’ve ever seen

Crider is that you?

Tavarish, you’re missing the 80 Series Land Cruiser.

How does a snowboarder introduce himself?

Thank you. Want another?

What do you call a snowboarder who got dumped by his girlfriend?

I responded to the wrong reply; I was being sarcastic. People hate on Mazda and claim bad resale yet they hold their values throughout the warranty period higher than most.

I’d never buy one for the piss-poor resale in the US.

‘Ran when parked, body and paint in great shape’

Can’t wait to be caught in traffic behind one of these driven by an unattractive woman too busy doing her makeup instead of paying attention to the road.

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