I had a 1989 Ford Tempo GL for my first car. In Houston. Maroon on Maroon. 4-60 A/C. WORST COOLING SYSTEM EVER and didn’t even have the whimsical Ford Keypad to make up for it.

Is the Alipine 1 of 1?! Must be the most rare of all Renault Alpines...

Where is the spare tire and can you demonstrate how easy it is to swap?

Yep, when the A7 was introduced in 2010/2011, they offered a TDI version

Yeah I know, VW with the CC, MB with the CLS, Porsche with the Panamera. Out of them all, Audi still would be my choice and probably the preference for most. Let’s convince Mate and the Jalopnik folks for a comparo!

I have no idea why BMW continues down this ‘let’s make a car for every possible dealership scenario’ when their class competitor continues to offer the more everyday solution. And they’ve had a diesel for nearly 6 years.

Can you at least give Trump a sweet Jalopnik sticker?

That title sure was a stretch.

‘Who wants to buy my beloved motorcycles so I don’t have subject the internet to this again?’

Totally agree with you Tom! I’m regretfully selling my beloved Butterface to make room for a FZJ80 Land Cruiser.

What’s pointless and ugly about this truck ad?!

None of this crap:

David, was this just a launch or did they bring a HR-V, Renegade, or Countryman to compare?

Can someone around here un-gray Fat Val Kilmer?!

This was the only photo I was able to snap of a 159 in Bologna. I glanced up and saw the beautiful lines and thought ‘who wouldn’t want to stop for that??’

‘Deals so good we had to lock it all up and throw away the key!’

Remember to have a wide variation of screwdrivers (both slotted and Philips) and needle-nose pliers. No sense in stripping screws or bending float bowl tabs because you didn’t have the right tool.