In a similar vein as ‘Philomena,’ I highly recommend watching the movie ‘Oranges and Sunshine.’ A true story that sheds light on the Brits migration of over 130,000 poor children, stolen from their families and told they were dead. Then shipped to commonwealth countries, mostly Australia, for profit, where they…

We could combine our bags.

i’ve started writing 4 different comments here, but none of them seemed worthy or enough.

“You don’t know the power of the First Lady.”

How long will we have to endure Bella Hadid on a runway? She was awful at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show. That new gaunt look, vacant stare, open mouth. Idk why they insist on making her skinnier. Gigi and Bella looked amazing with their natural bodies. Bella is wasting away lately. She lost her boobs and butt.…

Ironically, “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” was originally going to be called “Star Wars: Respectful, Loving Space.” Totally different script.

Oh right ... other people existed today:

Wait. That was their defense? That they weren’t the ones who threatened the partygoers? Man, fuck y’all. You rolled up six or seven cars deep into a mostly African-American neighborhood with Confederate flags flying from every single vehicle. You purposely went out looking for a fucking conflict, and when you noticed…

When you’ve been fighting with Warren Beatty over who gets to announce the Best Picture winner and you think you’ve won the argument but then he knowingly lets you read from the wrong envelope:

“I had urged her agency to check any photograph which might be used and understand that they were told that the Academy had it covered.”

Stencil needs to be fatter and more slovenly.

Looks legit.

Of COURSE they’re all white, too. And the one on the right has his wiener out for all to see.

Meanwhile, Olympic-level trolling inside:

From that photograph, it looks like Streep could play Lagerfeld in a bio-pic. And you know she would be fabulous in it.

Embarrassing but true story, made less so by the fact that I was on much, many pain killers. Keanu and I both had spinal surgeries on the same day. I sent him a note asking if he wanted to neck.

Two things: 1) Why is Keanu so worried about aging since he’s obviously a vampire? 2) 52 year old, long haired Keanu is HOT

Aww look at all of William’s hair!