This chart has so many red spots, Rob Schneider is congratulating it for not getting vaccinated!

I have a dear friend who was pretty deeply depressed and, I suppose, fairly aimless. Then his wife had an affair and they're getting divorced, and he's, like, super galvanized by it all! The depression is gone completely, he's back to being hilarious and vital, he's got energy, and even a little pizzazz.

As a Sixers fan I feel like a cancer kid about to get my Make-A-Wish when suddenly the Lakers mainline cesium so they can meet John Cena.

If you loved your wife enough, you'd teach her to drive a stick-shift

Didn't he donate $1 million to OKC after one of their major tornadoes?

Didn't Durant donate a million dollars of his own money to the victims of the OKC Tornadoes recently? I don't see many pros do stuff like that. Meanwhile all you did was dump a bucket of ice on your head. Go fuck yourself.

And if you aren't good at it there should be no way for you to have any fun at all. That'll show em!

And being a couple dozen feet underwater.

You're so cool! No one has ever said these things about COD before.

I don't think any F1 fan can call Nascar tracks boring. F1 tracks are so sterilized, they have ruined once great tracks.

He literally did nothing wrong on the track at the end, sorry you are pouty I guess but 'hes a meany!!!' isnt a reason to penalize someone.

for what, people trying to fight him after the race?

I really thought the spookiest place was the vault with all the Garys, following you around and only saying, "Gary!" in various ways. Especially if you were playing alone in the dark at the time.

Careful there Doug, we don't want to have to go all Jalopo-gate on you...

They brought the horses to tow the RR once it breaks.

Eventually, a CarMax buyer named Ryan comes out and he goes over the entire process with me. It'll take about 25 minutes, Ryan says, during which he'll run the Autocheck report, examine the car for body work, take it for a short test-drive, and check out selling prices for comparable vehicles. Ryan is professional. He…

It's yet another example of video game console warfare having a negative effect on the people who actually play games. Forum soldiers and fanboys might enjoy this sort of exclusivity nonsense, and it might help Sony's bottom line, but for Xbox owners who have been playing and enjoying Destiny, this is really shitty.…

Well, it's a good thing they didn't launch, or that boat would have probably been toast.

Doug is easily the best writer on staff and its articles like this that keep me coming back.

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I'm not the biggest fan of this thing, but I've heard one at full throttle. The sound is unreal.