Well done, probably not a coincidence.

I am not a fan of his lack of apparent ability to move anything other than his tail. This may change in the actual movie, but from the trailer(s) it seems like hes 35% scar-tissue immobilized 65% wiggly-tentacle tail.

Always relavant

Yeah because these are exactly the same too.

Believe it or not, this is a 2014 model year...

Hmm. As unserviceable as Bugatti’s vehicles tend to be, that’s a nice touch. Many far-less-complex cars forego a dipstick, and instead make you use the on-board computer to check the oil level.

Cars and trees? Who comes up with these page names.

The half a dozen or so photos of the toy version were pretty adorable, but where is the real car?

I dunno. Red Nose is cool, but the Fucking Quick 400 is pretty sly as well.

Are you saying that if someone handed you the keys to one of these you would say no?

Base 1.6 inline 4: 92 horsepower.

9 minutes of FERRARI drifting...enjoy the sweet sounds

Yes.

I completely forgot that there was a car in the video for “My Favorite Game.” The first thing car-related that I think of when I hear that track is this:

That car is so gorgeous. Wheeljack is cool, but the car with that livery just seals the deal.

These are so much more worth it. Hasbro instantly loses me the second I see plastic wheels. Even my little original Cliffjumper had those sweet rubber ones.

Most of these either hit dead on for me or miss. The Twisted Metal ice cream truck BonafideSupraman brings up in the comments definitely is a good one.