If you look closely, you can also see the joke :)

I’m a Pats fan. I’ve been to games at Buffalo and at the Jets and had fun times at both. You just have to be in control of yourself. If you drink, keep it controlled. If people yell stuff, ignore them, or laugh and diffuse the situation that way. If someone is really belligerent get security or leave the area. 

Even God knew Florida and Texas needed to be separated by a large body of water and 2 states no one ever wants to drive through.

I’m counting way more than eight in that last picture - at least eleven.

I *finally* picked up Red Dead Redemption on PS3 and started playing it. I should have done that a long time ago, but since I want RDR2 on PC, I’ve got plenty of time to play it, heh.

That group could hold their meetings in a phone booth.

Ordinarily, my instinct would be to deny anyone who uses the term “snowflake,” but this substitution is truly bullshit. Asking for substitutions in a soup or stew is some next-level lousy customering.

Can’t believe I get to post this twice in one day.

In Heidi’s view, her husband “has kept his integrity intact.” And, by extension, she has kept hers.

Say it with me now:

Bitches be Tripi.

My favorite example of this sort of “scandal” was when Ohio State players had the temerity to sell their own property to pay for tattoos, and were suspended for half a season—an extreme penalty in the NCAA system—but were allowed to play in the Sugar Bowl against Arkansas because everyone wanted to see that looming…

Little Caesar’s deep dish is pretty damn good. 

no pizza chain has been in on the fiver action until now.

Eh, Machado about nothing, if you ask me. 

Was anyone else curious about the unnamed “brother-in-law” that she used as a human shield in her announcement?

It was surprisingly hard to google him because she’s apparently been married 4 times. It turns out that it’s her current husband’s brother who died in a training accident over a decade before she met her…

u2, huh?

Get just one fucking clue.

She didn’t say she would vote for her opponent. She said she would not vote for Heitkamp.  

You know he has the outfit.