it’s sets up the game perfectly without an exposition dump

it’s starting to sound like WE were the anime bad guys...

typical jock response

inversely, i have eaten SO MANY fresh figs in my lifetime

lemme get dem baked beans...

good on Ryan Gosling for writing that email about the football incident. He’s real.

that would be terrible for PB&J as the gooey contents would squish out under the pressure.  gotta pick the appropriate bread for each sandwich.

all enemies scale to your level making leveling literally pointless and random encounters a wast of time. terrible game decision.

dragging people behind the planes for

this guy isn’t even 6 ft LUL

i was thinking pouty toddler

yeah, i’m sure the person who died without their emergency surgeon won’t mind at all

good job. very nicely done.  prince robot tho... :’(

BUT THE EMAILS

correction. they have respect for women as long as it’s protectin’ their wives and daughters, and that’s only assuming the women are obeying their men.

Michelle with the casual, hot mom photo...

easy there Dishwalla

needs the chronically masturbating bear

“mom? MOOOOOOMMMM!???”

spacethyme*