Hogwartz 4 lyfe

the actual beers (especially the Duff over in Springfield) are really good

it’s too sweet.  gives you magical diabetes.

I think the chocolate frogs are the coolest and best presented. Also, they are actually a good chocolate/$ ratio!

I also picked up on the same implication from reading this.  Also, OP never said anything about being obligated and instead clearly said “if you want to” at the end.

so you just have to barely touch the “wood” and it splits? good to know

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

i’m watching that praying that the stadium boos the shit out of him between every. single. play.

their sponsors sure don’t like it and would be likely to withdraw support so as not to be associated with poor sportsmanship and shitty play

i like how their infographic first states that he visited everywhere and then includes a third point that includes examples of everywhere including everywhere.

agreed. especially at an extremely nice or high-profile restaurant. would destroy me...

“just get paid more, LOOOL”

oh... the article is an ad...

the sad thing is that i could see him making this defense and it being somewhat believable.  he would be like “i do many, many transactions and business every day.  i can’t keep track of it all!”

i don’t feel comfortable seeing bart’s nipples and manboobs

meanwhile a Papa John’s ad banner runs at the top of the page. nice.

isn’t it fucking stupid how the combination of the words “thoughts and prayers” has been hijacked and politicized by the republican party specifically in response to gun violence?  it’s the equivalent of a secret handshake or flag to wave.

he just doesn’t want to feel bad when he’s the only one who physically can’t do it

i heard Phil Mickelson has been training these for deniability 

imagine having the gall to humanize a human!