but do not touch!

but potentially still a sopping wet towel, hence the tip!

damn, this dude has some serious skills

i know you’re trolling. mustard is the best condiment by far. you are inhuman scum (the 4th best condiment btw)

i wonder how many people will buy it not realizing there isn’t battling

my god, he dresses terribly

i feel bad if he has children that didn’t get a choice in being related to him and have probably already been irreversibly affected by being raised by such a hateful racist 

more like extra $15 at least

except the warthog escapes in halos 1 and 3 are both awesome

you clearly do not have a good understanding of what constitutes sexual harassment.  educate yourself.

and that’s how you get a young Sheldon

IT’S LIKE RAY-YEE-AAAAAIN....!!!!!

that could easily backfire and get you roped into his conversations for the rest of the night if he feels comfortable to take to both tables

i already had a crush on Jesse but come one!!

man, church of the flying spaghetti monster needs to be WAY more active in showing these fucks their hypocrisy 

i’m guessing he needed something point at when he needs to crawl back for church money and the support of the bible bashers

kneejerk, bonehead move on your part tbh. some incredible stories came out of the new 52 and it only got better getting us to where we are at now

oh god, Batman was... WITH Catwoman tho....

i really like Priest’s run on Deathstroke, but i’ll admit, half the time i don’t know what the fug is happening and whether something is a flashback or not

also, “ok, this is ridiculous...”