this country isn’t progressing if a 60 year old black man experienced the worst racially-charged hate in the present

i pray the poor girl that received this text gets placed with a new roommate 

her excuse is just as bad. even if it were correcting to that word (which it never would in the first place), that would mean that she types that word enough where autocorrect has learned overtime to expect that intended language from her

the girl sounds like a ducking batch

he’s so fucking casual about it, it’s disgusting

makes my blood boil how casually the d-bag does it and carelessly he walks away, confident that he got away with it.  you know for a fact this isn’t the first time he’s done it.  wish that chair hadn’t been there to break his fall.

the ceiling is the roof

parking in handicap spot: just punishment is death

I haven’t seen a Goldberg deliver a whoopin’ like that since WWE

i can see them with their “what ever happened to civility??” tearful rants already

blowing something up to imax doesn’t add resolution

“DO YOU SHAVE?”

“they bring you the terminal”

strong words coming from someone posting inciting remarks anonymously online

no, no you’re very wrong.  this really is that odd.

that circular imprint is from where God placed his beer can down while he was resting on the 7th day.  everyone knows these facts.

“users hear what the want to hear”

i’m sure the fans were grateful for the extra tennis on Saturday. otherwise they went through all that trouble for an forgetful, hour-long blowout.

dam. cheated out of a probably ~$20 tip too. actually, i doubt someone who would right that shit would actually tip 20% ever

sounds like these two still have the mentality of elementary school.  i want to hear the backstory. maybe screener is banging screenee’s wife