you yelling at Gordon: “Look at it, it’s RAW in the middle!”

all wait-staff have also been customers, so it would be a pointless column where no one learns anything new

b-but will they????

but if Hank truly wants to “taste the meat, not the heat”, then how would he ever condone well-done burgers?  I’m not buying it. #Propaniacs #ElectHank4theHill

“I always do my best to treat people, including those I disagree with, respectfully and will continue to do so.”

oh god, these mixed feelings...

she’d instagram it if they put a basil leaf in each glass and had a basket of avocados on their table

too bad there isn’t one??

he’s got an uphill battle to get to people’s hearts, that’s for sure, but stuff like what’s in this article is helping

PSA:

so i’m guessing you ignored the majority of the write-up that talked about the facilities that are separate from the living quarters, huh?

*slow clap*

i’m not racist, but all football managers look the same to me

Bruce seems alright

i’d say “don’t be that guy”, but you are already totally that guy

anyone else wondering if there’s any chance that he peels the paper off of his own starbursts, or does someone else do it for him??

a pretty trollish thing to post in the first place, honestly. basically encouraging harrassment. the whataboutism examples on this page don’t make it any better.

there’s no way that this thing will be even close to accurate for anyone

i’ll just keep exhaling and make fortune!

dear god. who taught them about Walt Disney!?