fancy english narrator: “this has been another entry in severe mental delusion theatre”

celery seed is not optional in cole slaw. it is essential.

putting fresh toppings first on the bottom side of the bun... rookie mistake. the juice from the tomato will drip down directly to the bun with no burger in between and make the entire thing fall apart. really just a rookie mistake...

b-but I can’t Tumblr that!!!! waaaaaah!!!

what a whiner

you’re the only one being an asshole. oh, i mean dick. an asshole AND a dick.

just search for it on steam. geez...

simply the best show or media ever made

don’t look to close at the details

that just sounds like oatmeal.

the literally just all look like that. even the ones the cheeto wears.

no

no

just don’t buy and and stop your ranting and bitching

the answer to his question was just “no”

best airport security checkpoint advice: keep walking to the leftmost checkpoint. people have the tendency to move to the right and get in those lines first. Everytime I’ve done this since I found out, Iget through a, at most, moderately filled line, and then after getting through, see people still waiting in the…

it’s funny because you said fuck and implied yelling!

in a very simplistic way, yes. but in reality, there is a lot more to it. i’d suggest you look up what “cordura” is as well as what fabric “denier” is. goruck’s are made from 1000 denier cordura.

in a very simplistic way, yes. but in reality, there is a lot more to it. i’d suggest you look up what “cordura” is…

James Franco tried to get a head start on being the white Donald Glover

that’s what commenters like you two think about all articles and your own comments tho