you somehow forgot the biggest.
“It was Obama’s, I found it in the desk, I swear”.

Is The Root going to address Jason Johnson, or just slyly ignore that he’s been their senior political writer or whatever for years despite having no data to back up any of his claims and basing pretty much everything on racial dynamics?

We are so fucked.

Well someone in my office told me that sometimes she doesn’t have time to wash her hands.

There’s really a very simple reason for this, and it requires no tin foil chapeau: Dolt 45's ego is more important that people’s lives. Even the lives of those who love him (literally) to death. The dude has such contempt for his own followers, he doesn’t give a shit about putting them in danger if it means he can…

As we’ve seen before, being competent, well-prepared, and well-versed on policy does not do much to help women win.

Wow. What weak motherfuckers.

I’ve had conversation with more than a handful of men who said variations of “I can’t vote for her - she makes me anxious/is too loud/too screechy/too nervous/too emotional” and it’s just demoralizing. 

As a Warren supporter who has been directly involved in her campaign (attending organizing events, canvassing, phone banking, texting, the whole shebang) it’s kind of nuts to see what works and what doesn’t. We’ve knocked on so many doors, we’ve had so many 1-on-1 conversations with voters, and yet none of it seems to…

I loved all your plans. I thought you owned the debate stage. I thought you crushed Bloomberg back to baby status in his first debate but unfortunately, you suffer from what many African Americans suffer from: You aren’t a white man.

I think when anyone wants to deify a group of people, it just shows that they actually don’t have much exposure to them. The more you’re around people of all types the more you see them as just... people.

Yep, that’s total passive aggressive assholery.

I’d like to just nuke all of cable news. Headline news included. You can keep sports and weather. The rest needs to gtfo.

“A lot of it has to do with how we talk to each other. Compliments on a woman’s appearance, that some men, including me, might have once incorrectly thought were okay, were never okay. Not then and certainly not today.”

So the sound engineers at MSNBC can finally recalibrate their sound system for normal human volume.

People want to return to the feel good Obama years of *checks notes* endless war, mass deportations, unaffordable health care, runaway Wall Street, kids in cages, wait and see action on climate change...

She is currently a toss up to lose her own state and isn't in contention anywhere else. She will end her campaign on Wednesday. 

This one?

Please oh please let this be the end of this sorry ass motherfucker. 

It’s been half an hour, and I’m still clenching muscles I didn’t know that I had an hour ago.