Not that I believe for one second that your dumbass question is in any way genuine, but whatever: we have EXACTLY that mystifying situation happening at work right now. Guess what? EVERYTHING IS FINE.

Whenever some shit like this happens, I just want one follow-up question:

Has there ever been an instance where something offensive, ignorant, and bigoted was put in the entire context and everyone was cool immediately thereafter?

That would rely on the cops not being the vandals.

That would rely on the cops being against the vandalism.

The cops will be in on it.

What’s bizarre is that they project with the accuracy of a laser satellite their own myriad of issues onto every single person that crosses their path. It’s like some kind of reverse superpower.

OT but Sondland is fucking torpedoing Trump with his testimony. 

Every day the entire Trump clan does or says something that displays a truly staggering lack of self awareness. It’s mind blowing really, and they keep one upping themselves. Like it’s some kind of whack ass contest. Is this a contest?

Never. Their father is a maelstrom of negative-charisma. They fake it. But they’ll never achieve what he has. They’re all third-rate, and they know it. Sometimes you can catch their eyes saying, “oh god, am I a piece of shit?”, and that’s because he’s cut them down for decades. Once he’s gone they’ll fall apart and be…

Rich people sincerely believe they earned everything they have.

Then I want Tiffany Trump to rise up and reveal herself as a progressive elven queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love her and despair!

And of course, he was on a show where he could say that without fear of rebuttal.

I don’t understand the charges here. My line of work includes background checks, and charges of “Elder abuse/assault on elderly/disabled” are always felonies, and the penalties are goddamn serious.

I hadn’t seen a posting regarding the passing of Rep. Elijah Cummings. It’s a sad loss for Congress and I hope, wholeheartedly and unabashedly, that Rep. Cummings will haunt Trump for the rest of 45's wretched existence. And to connect it to the actual story I’m commenting on: he can also haunt Donj & Van-Van and Eric…

This from the same guy who got his grade school crush letter to Erdogan leaked, so no. We’d have a better chance imparting algebra to my Goldie than imparting any new wisdom to Donnie.

What kind of place must you be in your life to not make this kind of connection? Is there some sort of clinical term for this total lack of ability to reflect upon one’s self? Truly amazing.

This is where we are as a nation: One of the most respected, important members of Congress has passed away and people are scared of what the *president may say about him. We know the GOP are a collection of spineless losers but they too should keep Elijah Cummings name out of their mouths. The man stood up on…

Its not terrible to ask, it’s important. We will need to know how we can protect some area of government, wherever it may be.

I mean, that’s nice of them and all, but it’s also indicative — as you mention — of a complete failure on the part of the state to provide affordable education to its citizens.