IOC spokesman (pictured); ‘ didn’t happen, everything’s fine.’

hmm

The math checks out. I think it’s right.

hockey>0 = too much hockey

If Patrick doesn’t take her up on that offer and/or Marchman doesn’t force him to, then journalism is over.

What a kerfuffle! Christopher Reeve probably has someone helping him turn over in his grave...

Sure, they went to good schools. But judging by the collective command of the English language, they didn’t really LEARN anything at those schools.

The $20 million Dota 2 International tournament starts today in Seattle. For viewing info and a schedule, head over to the International website.

The “stop picking on her! WHY ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF HER? SHE’S JUST A REGULAR GIRL?” comments are too much for me.

lololol . .. he gets “stressed” when he’s bored. i.e. he can’t stand to just be inside his own head for 5 minutes.

Yes, yes he does. If he fails to complete his alcohol program he’ll be forced to serve a suspended sentence. OH, NO, NOT A SUSPENDED SENTENCE IT’S JUST TOO CRUEL TO CONTEMPLATE. This entire family just fucking sucks.