@excaliburps: I would enjoy the look of anguish on his face, so I propose this.

It's moments like this that make me want to stab every CoD player in the world for what they have encouraged in the gaming industry.

@GamerKT: YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

@wtf_G: That was a bit... CHILDISH, don't you think?

@sephycloneno15: Buy it regularly, give them the link to it, ???, PROFIT

Why have you done this to us, casuals!? Now there will be another wave of shitty CoD rehashes and ripoffs! AAAAAAAAAAGH

For the Holiday Bonus, it is NOT Team Fortress 2 that you require. It is actually Half-Life 2.

@toks1c: I would love this so much.

@Kenofthedead: Instead of a live action play starring Bruce Campbell, what about a woefully ominous but undetailed description by a supporting character?

@Maikeru03: God, this is gold.

Any chance we could get a Poker Night at the Inventory review? (Kotaku writer or otherwise.)

I'm getting Monkey Island, Trials HD, and Claptrap's Robot Revolution Friday. That, coupled with Poker Night, Halo Reach, and Dead Rising will keep me busy for the Thanksgiving weekend.

@Paradox me: I vote you make this an actual submission.

@Valeria Heart: Promote this man, if only for Egoraptor.

@Kyattsuai: For me, I think it's 100/0 chance. I crafted four times, with no results...

@Leaf Runner: Didn't they rename it Trade Fortress 2?

@JPS: I am actually this. I just crafted four times with Primary Token + Heavy Token + Scrap. ALL FOUR WERE NATASCHAS

@JimJam707: Well, JimJam, there's no sense crying over every mistake.

@Liquid-X: Who touched my hand?

@omgwtflolbbqbye: The space-time continuum is destroyed and collapses.