Brutal Legend. Honestly, I have idea why no one has mentioned this.

@John-Hamptonshire: A fellow /v/elociraptor, I see.

@brianbeatdown: HE GOING TO KILL US

@Hyperion45: Diane.

@ifandbut: This. I was actually just going to comment about this.

@Good news, everyone!: CoDMK: The Lost Levels Package! Now for the low price of $15!

@Michael Dukakis: "odd jobs"

"first of the game's downloadable add-on packs"

@Mista Krunk: Farmville's new Stimulus Pack includes 3 brand new animals (that look exactly like other animals) and 2 old animals that should've been in the game anyway for $15.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Holy shit! (Unlock 500,000 Gamerscore worth of Achievements)

This will come out about the same time as Duke Nukem Forever, know what I'm sayi— OH WAAAIIIIIT

@Suduki: Actually, Alien Swarm had a FPS mode available through the console. Thus, I consider it partially a FPS. Granted, it probably doesn't make much sense to anyone else, but it does to me.

Wait. I just realized that this will be Valve's first non-FPS game released to the public.

@Space Bot: Valve would like to politely disagree.

If this really happens, what are you guys trading in? I've personally got Plain Sight, Speedball 2: Tournament, Red Orchestra, and Portal (maybe) to give back to Valve.

@[ZTF]The Power: They gain increased customer satisfaction and game sales using that trade-in money, which will convince more and more developers and publishers to put their games on the service.

@Eskintoro: Actually, it's being released on Atari 2600. Imagine it:

@Revenge_of_Nekojin: Considering that DotA will be made by Valve (essentially), the expansions will be free. I will be astonished, nay, horrified at Valve if they decide otherwise. I mean, I think that it's a good decision if you were any other company, but Valve is notorious for giving PC gamers free DLC, and trying…

@☆Giroro G66☆: I have a Video Trek here (not sure if that's a national chain), and they let me rent a game for 1 week for about $4. It's actually pretty nice.

@Shrewsbury: I thought it would just show the top parts. Then the ass chaps... Dear Lord no.