In the first week of April, the LPGA held its first major of the year. There were two posts published about it, mostly about the Lexi Thompson incident.

This is something I completely understand. As a kid who played keeper in HS soccer, I used to always act injured after I shit the bed on a save.

I’m not for punishing people for recreational drug use. The NFL is dumb to test for marijuana. Everything about this situation is ignorant. But what am I missing here with Josh Gordon?

Ok seriously, Josh smokes weed. Maybe not even anymore! Who knows. But no he can’t play.

god damn it! Does this mean I have to get rid of this?

Well that’s different. Usually the biggest boob you see at a Marlins game is Jeffrey Loria.

By the looks of that brick wall, the Cavs appear to be working out while waiting on their bloomin’ onion at a chain steakhouse.

Ducks win a game 7, Justin Williams didn’t. I was beginning to think life made no sense, but then I realized that Williams was playing for the Capitals. Maybe checks and balances are actually alive and well.

So this guy went by himself into an alley to fight two NFL players? Am I drunk and reading this wrong?

Serious, sincere question, If Coach O didn’t sound like Farmer Fran from the Waterboy, would he be the Head Coach at SC right now? I think he would.

You don’t seem to know much about baseball either.

Russians learned a long time ago what happens when they laugh at their leaders.

How fucked are you in the head to be Putin and take part and not be pissed that everyone is not trying around you? Like that’s a serious pathological issue, right? Because while I also suck ass at sports, if I was in the same position, I would be PISSED that no one was trying.

I haven’t had a Monster since college (a decade ago) but I vividly remember drinking like 2 or 3 of those 16-oz cans daily while working at a restaurant. I had an 8 oz sugar free Red Bull the other day and I could feel my heartbeat in my eardrums.