“The beautiful, blond Texas Beckymonster”

I have a bad feeling this is the beginning of a presidential campaign run. Oy vey!

I like what you said but trust and believe that that last line you wrote applies to both parties. Whole heartedly applies. Only difference being the asses try to hide their racism, and the big eared penis skins stare us in our face and say idfwu.

Judge Michael O’Foghludha

Someone keeps fucking with the thermostat in hell and I love it.

I learned that the Midwest is just one big ass state when I was in school. I can’t be the only one.

“I wanted to talk to [CPAC chair] Matt Schlapp first, but I think it’s painfully stupid what he said,” Steele said. “If he feels that way I’d like him to come say that to my face.”

Don’t. Just.... Don’t.

The powers that be have always been very clear on who’s an American and who isn’t. African American equals black person. American equals white person. Subtext is a sneaky bitch. Quiet as fuck and deafening all at the same time. Let me amend that statement. I would say it’s so quiet because it is so deafening. So on…

Why are scientists and college students still studying things we all know? Next you’re going to tell me that one of them are writing their dissertation on a new force of nature that makes apples fall from trees.

“I told her we would do it honorably,” Smith said. “This was not a time for high-fiving. This was a solemn occasion. These were people that fought for a cause, even though what they stood for I adamantly oppose.”

Fuck this bitch.

Ah, mailbag. The precious. We comes for the hates my precious, yes we do. Wha... What’s this, precious?

“No tears for me?”

You won’t like black panther. I’m sorry to say but Black panther is for people who have either noticed the movies undertones in real life or who live them every day. The same can be said of Get Out. It’s that simple. Now as far as the critically acclaimed part goes, I think most critics are grading it on a curve of…

“And a few individuals keep bringing the ugly part of society out, and that was unfortunate.”

Hmm. Clever and racist. Whoodathunkit...

I’m black. Have a 700 credit score. I applied for a home loan. I was approved by several banks. Racism is dead! Right complicit closet racists? Right, asswipes in the greys of every article posted on The Root? Right, dickweeds who start every sentence with “I’m not racist but,”...? I’m not the exception to the rule,…

Hey Lincoln. I’ve got a little game for you. If you can figure it out, you’re one step closer to not being an utter idiot.

When you have every advantage and no worries in the world, you can spend your days ruining fun things for other people. And they say white privilege don’t exist. Pfft.