Pictured: Gigantic phony dick. And four Phillies standing in front of his picture.

/follows you to hand over a +1

+1

+1 was just typing this. fuck you. and here's how his audition for Sideways 2 went.

+ding ding ding

What a crappy ship. It only launched about 100 laces.

+1 even though I knew what was coming halfway in

+1

+1

(...)

Not nearly as moving a tribute as Tiger's crash and burn on Saturday.

Joe Morgan's call was way better. Too bad you had to be under the sand to hear him.

Good dad memory is having lunch with him about 8 years ago. I'd been in therapy for a while because of, well, him pretty much. I finally told him everything I was going through and he had no idea what hit him. Two hours later we were at a bar drinking and hugging. A lot. He kept asking why I didn't hate him. BECAUSE.…

@rummy... there's nothing to say. let him talk. he might enjoy an arm around the shoulder or something.

That roof sounds hot. Perhaps made of tin?

wow. great.

beautiful

Mean. Also hysterical.

very good

Fred Wilpon: That's our final offer.