(fack it. i'll joke somewhere else. this sucks.)

"Ha ha, Dewhurst, ya fag. 46% percent are willing to get behind you."

Spoelstra's hysterical. He had just said, "Curry, you're in."

Idiots. Dude's got cocaine psychosis and they're shooting him with a speed gun.

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+1

The thread starter believed me when I told him my place didn't have bathrooms.

+1

guaranteed both blanks after playing this one...

commenter alexish nails it. drew's "common man" slant is too easy.

truth hath been spoken here.

i barely follow hockey. but just one peek and it's clear these games are the best.

@extinguish - Wow. A website visitor!

oh for fuck's sake. i will fix this over the internet.

jeebus, joe, this is one of the best weather years ever. complaint denied.

his last message to me was: "put those o'douls on ice, beeyatch"

REAL Drunken Hookup Failures: NY Edition.

I'm guessing the punishment for using "tea bag" is pretty steep.

That rocked my schoolhouse