Let’s hope Elon doesn’t tell him to eat poisoned applesauce, lace up some new Nikes and crawl into bed to await the arrival of the SpaceX ship that’ll whisk him off to a new planet. 

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”

“without any warning.”

I saw my first Maverick the other day in a parking lot, not going to lie, I was disappointed. I’ve seen the Santa Cruz and it looks good, the interior looks more upscale and overall the design is different in a good way. The Maverick on the other hand looked cheap inside and out. The guy who was driving it let me look…

That thing would make a fucking fantastic artificial reef.

We’d contemplated a minivan but with our boat and cargo trailer used to haul things (ATV’s, motorcycles) a minivan wouldn’t cut it. Our Yukon XL is a 2012 with a hair over 100k on it and it’s been great except for the trans going out last fall. Mileage isn’t too bad for a giant SUV with a 5/3L V8 and 4WD.

I used to steal limos in GTA III for the extra challenge while evading the police. It usually didn’t work out too well for me, either.

No offense, but the buyer would almost certainly be best off buying out his lease and waiting until the inventory situation improves before replacing it. I’m also at the tail-end of a lease for a vehicle I don’t particularly love. I’m looking forward to driving something else, but I’m buying it out and waiting at…

I too feel on fire when I have too much Cayenne

lol, just typical tech baron shit. I appreciate Tesla for all its done in mainstreaming EVs and building a car company from scratch. Truly impressive feats. However, as someone who will most certainly by an EV here in the next few years i wouldnt ever consider buying one from Tesla. 

Putting a key in the door to unlock it then putting the key into the ignition to start it. The car I drove 14 out of the last 15 years at least had keyless entry but now that I’ve experienced the life of just walking up to the car door, having the doors automatically unlock when I put my hand in the handle, then…

He looked like a total badass. The control of his weapon points to adequate training. Glad he’s armed and spraying our highways for justice.

Driver: “I have a dashcam...!!!”

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I’ve been around firearms most of my life. I learned to shoot when I was 10 and later spent 20 years in the Navy, where I was an expert shot with both pistols and rifles. That said, I have never, ever felt the need to carry a weapon on me while going about my daily life.

I’m a gun owner, and I use it for target shooting and I sometimes take it into the mountains for large animal protection if I’m alone (I also carry bear spray as a first line of defense). I’m also a very even keeled person, not prone to emotional outbursts. But even I know that carrying a weapon daily only makes this…

Awesome! Now instead of just unfolding a tent on the ground and blowing up an air mattress I just need to build a barn. Too easy.

They wanted to be ballers, shot-callers

Once again the age old lesson bites someone in the ass: No title? No cash transfers hands.