It's not just pedantry. The headline is far more alarming than the story. Whether that's intentional…

Same here.

I see no mention of Buck Henry's Oscar-nominated screenplay in the article.

"Headless Body in Topless Bar"

If I somehow managed to get the Post app on my phone, no way in hell would I allow it to send me notifications.

But we won't need any snow gear because the war would be over before winter.

It's still my favorite exit line - "You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to Clown College!"

As someone who loves Broadway but isn't a fan of Sondheim's music, I'm perfectly OK with that song being his most well-known.

Music sales are still lower than 2009, so I don't see how they can be "better than they've been in decades"

This is absolutely what will happen.

They'll also remove original material if a major company claims to own it, whether they do or not. There are a number of companies abusing the Content ID system to claim everything in sight, and Google does nothing about it.

I wish I could expect this to be something I can relate to, but as a rabid fan of the original show and a member of Joel, Trace and Frank's generation, I don't expect this to be targeted at me. Joel is a smart guy and I imagine he's going where the market is.

Dear NBC, please steal The Late Show from CBS and remove Jon Batiste from it. I am not a crackpot.

Better Living through Television.

On the weeks they show an SNL Classic, that would fit nicely there.

In the '70s CBS had some of the greatest lineups of TV ever on Saturday nights. Mary Tyler Moore, All in the Family, Bob Newhart, Carol Burnett, etc.

Nearly all local stations air Empty News

The whole birther thing was about positioning and dominance. "You may be president, but I'm still above you and can demand things of you." It's a racist's response to an "uppity" black man.

And the Papa John's guy is better?

"Saturday Night Live: Weekend Update" airs neither on Saturday night nor on the weekend. Discuss.