Pedantism ON

Oops. Looks like i picked the wrong year to quit amphetamines.

Small correction. The sensitivity (aka true positive rate) of the test is 100% and the specificity (aka true negative rate) 99,9%. One person was tested positive who didn’t actually had Covid-19 (1)

I’m in #$%^) lockdown. I’m going insane. I want to go to the nearest dive bar and get wasted with my friends. Social distancing be damned. But instead i made this Gif. Ninety-two frames of pure glory

A++++++++++++

I was baffled by the title “Gentefied”¿Qué pasa? Is it an attempt at wordplay on the word Gentrified? Then it hit me. “Gente” is the Spanish word for people. That’s so incredibly clever. That was sarcasm by the way. Es estúpido. Is it just me? Okay. Moving on.

Where’s your head at? We’re not on a broadcast network anymore so we can turn the violence up to eleven and say fuck whenever we want. Picard looks pretty shocked but he knew that Elnor would interfere. He was provoking the Romulans on purpose. Well done. I like the new jaded Picard.

For some horrible but unfortunately also true statistics. Since 2013:

After Conner’s first day in school he goes to a party and meets a blond girl who immediately wants to have sex with him. The horror. Unfortunately his PTSD kicks in and he sees the boy who killed his father

Barry aka The Flash is married to his foster sister Iris and everybody is saying how good they are together. Foster sister is less gross than stepsister?  Luckily sex is only implied on The Flash. They had a daughter Nora who was erased from existence due to some timey wimey (new timeline) shit. I still miss her.

Energize. Make it so.

#introgasm

Usually i’m too lazy to make gifs. But this time it had to be done ;)

And nobody is talking about 7th Guest? I paid $130 in early 1994 for a CD-Rom drive (double speed yay) just to play that game. It was awesome. The 7th Guest together with Myst are considered to be the killer apps that drove adoption of the CD-ROM for computer systems. Ain’t that a fact. I bought one.

“God save the queen, she ain’t no human being

Spike (James Marsters) was supposed to die in the early stages of season two of Buffy. He was to be introduced as Drusilla’s (Juliet Landau) boy toy not as a vampire with a soul. James kept his job by playing him like he did have a soul. Sort of. It all worked out. But that was season two so technically not the pilot.…

There are hundreds of psychotherapy approaches or schools of thought so how much time do you have? It’s kind of a hobby. Transactional analysis, gestalt therapy and my personal favorite is Neuro-Linguistic Programming. This is really fascinating. You must decide the usefulness for yourself.

Me and all my friends

“There’s nothing more boring than a couple just being happy together”

Ezekiel was not wrong. The apocalypse is coming.