He has that same expression on his face when i was binge-watching bones while on Adderall. Sleep deprivation is a plus. Good times. By the way this was a fragment from season three episode two “Soccer Mom in the Mini-Van”. I recognized the dialogue. Amphetamines help with memory consolidation due to the release of…

This is kind of like the female version of Dexter or Breaking Bad. You know you’re empathizing with a very bad person but you just can’t help yourself. I couldn’t stop laughing when she was practicing her death poses

Well, if i do need to sign a contract to be your friend i’m sorry to say that this is not how friendships work.

Hot take:The O.C. or GTFO.

I’m going to separate the art from the artist and going to stream some episodes of The Cosby Show and glide away on a soothing cloud of nostalgia. No i don’t because if i see his face knowing what he has done i’m getting extremely agitated or even angry. Can i have a Quaalude?

You ever tried DMT? It’s one of the most powerful hallucinogens in the universe, a chemical which is surprisingly also naturally present throughout the human body.

This is how i found out i had a latex allergy. If you excuse me i have to go in anaphylactic shock now. Has anybody seen my epi pen? 

Harris: My life sucks

Do you know what “coulrophobia” means?

“Hey, we’ve got Neil Patrick Harris, why the hell not.”

I got irritated by the repetitive structure. It’s life itself. Nietzsche called it the eternal recurrence. People are predestined to continue repeating the same events over and over again. It’s uplifting, isn’t it?

Gag of the episode

Perhaps it never left... my first association...

Growing up on the road, no matter where Dad dragged us, no matter what we did, there was always my porn collection?

This sounds like a ringing endorsement to me. Mermaids, blood, gore and body horror. Throw in some torture porn and i’m in. It’s on Freeform. It can’t possibly be that bad? Although... Shadowhunters is pretty awful.

Latoya was talking about this on her Riverdale Review. “The sexiest thing to ever happen on this show is FP throwing out his gum when Alice comes over. The wordless moment also falls perfectly in line with something Buzzfeed’s Alanna Bennett tweeted earlier today about.” (1)

That’s a scary knife. I feel so intimidated right now.

Because i toss and turn a lot i have a tendency to lose the top sheet and expose myself to the blanket. The blanket is usually made of wool and that stuff is making me itch. I also can’t stand woolen sweaters for the same reason. Also: static electricity. YMMV.

According to the recipe she is only using it for the airflow (aka the cold setting)

Dan is one of those responsible gun owners who forgets where he puts his gun and also fails to put it in a place with a lock so children can’t reach it. In the fridge? Really? Did we already forget the “March of our lives” ? I guess now we know Roseanne’s position on gun control.