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Joey Strummer (rhythm guitarist and lead vocalist of The Clash ) once said that “you’re only as good as your drummer”.

Bed bugs are no laughing matter.

Well there’s sodium carbonate (soda ash/crystals), Sodium bicarbonate (baking soda) and sodium hydroxide (caustic soda)

The band members of Fleetwood Mac consumed mountains of cocaine while recording their masterpiece Rumours. The drugs were only a minor factor though. There was also a lot of interpersonal drama going on and this lead to some brutally honest songs. Cocaine is just a “tool” to battle fatigue when spending extreme long

Well that’s sad but not unexpected.

I didn’t watch it live. I had a deadline. I didn’t enjoy it as much as i could have because the ending was spoiled by my dear peeps i call friends several times. I should have turned off my phone. Silver lining: i didn’t have to watch JT performing the half time show (it was bad wasn’t it?). Also i don’t have a

It was never stated that dehydration is the cause of hangovers. The ethanol is.

Still can’t say it in the afterlife though. In parts of the afterlife they have fucking filters in place because the usage of profanities makes some people uncomfortable.

The eyes are the window to the soul.

So being a horrible person and Catholic isn’t mutually exclusive? Okay, that’s a rhetorical question. There’s this inside joke about two pastors discussing their mutual problem with bats in the attics of their respective churches.

The worst ability of all is telepathy. If my own thoughts weren’t bad enough already. But Cecile finds it amusing. Until...

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I’m PC as fuck

I can’t wait.

“America First does not mean America alone” Trump said yesterday at the World Economic Forum. Wait, what? That doesn’t make sense.

Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

It’s just like with prostitution. Instead of calling them hookers or whores we now use the neutral “sex worker” Some terms have negative connotations that are hard to get rid off. Also we don’t use words like dykes, faggots or even homosexuals anymore for the neutral term gay people.

Reggie: “Move along, sugar boobs. This is the X-Files. No women allowed.”

A collection of gifs who pendulums back and forth between victim and supervillain.” But at least she’s gif-worthy. She looks upwards towards heaven to the God of maple syrup. I don’t get it but i think it’s beautiful.

You remember that wrong ;) There was also a sound effect like a record skipping...