It’s just not in the cards for me to insult the president because he’s holding all the cards. I try anyway: Trump card, my ass. I hope you get lost in the shuffle asshole. 

I want to add Travelers. It’s about 24th century operatives, known as “travelers”, who take over the body of a 21st-century individual via a transfer of consciousness at the moment of death to minimize impact on the timeline. Yes it’s complicated. I didn’t know what was happening at first either. It’s timey wimey…

I laughed so hard when Lucifer realized his plastic cup was empty.

You’re so right. But it’s too late to edit because Kinja won’t allow it. I had two phone calls while reading the story. Multi tasking is hard. I mixed up a few things. But at least you think “the wall” is pretty.

It’s not relevant. It’s junkfood. End of discussion.

Yes. But the president is sending a message that science isn’t important.

“I mean... you understand that women often get raped when they try to say no to sex in situations just like the one in the story, right?”

The Golden Globes are rigged. It’s pretty well known that you can pay your way into a nomination. Money always wins. I’m kidding. Mostly.

To form an informed opinion i decided to read it and boy that was more depressing than any movie about the holocaust i have ever seen.

Florida is a particularly egregious police state. 35% of adult blacks in Florida have a felony conviction, 14% of the total adult population in Florida have a felony conviction. So do Florida residents have a greater tendency to engage in criminal acts than other Americans or is this the result of a completely fucked…

Meanwhile at the ministry of propaganda, Furred Reich HQ:

The next step is that they do a hostile takeover of “Time Warner”.

After reading the review. I was like. Nooooo, now i have to watch it and make a gif. Fast forward is there for a reason. O, it’s a character with an unrealistically pronounced ass dancing in a club. But ... that’s so not cool.

Make it so, number one motherfucker.

I’m ashamed to admit this but it’s methamphetamine

Beam me up, motherfucker.

I know Sarah was lying trough her (his?) teeth because her lips were moving.

I just now realized that i find reading about music infinitely more relaxing than actually listening to it.

.... the best part of an otherwise incredible day!

Nah, he didn’t say that “That night i realized. It was like we were playing a game of snakes and ladders. Me, Betty, Archie, Veronica. And in one fell swoop we all slid of the board and into free fall. And not just us. Other people, maybe innocent, maybe not, had been dragged in our game as old wounds reopened. and…