Well, that’s upsetting.

He thought Calvin Harris sounded more racially ambiguous. For real.

Because her shoulders are so pointy from the dress, it looks like someone is shrugging her shoulders via puppet strings.

Over Galentines Day brunch on Saturdays, my friends and I were discussing that if given the choice between having a body like Giselle and never eating anything delicious again, we would choose pizza every time.

Wait, Calvin Harris is not his real name? And his real name is Adam Wiles? Isn’t that kind of a lateral move? I mean, changing your name to “Vin Diesel” or “Tom Cruise,” okay, because those are dope stage names compared to the real ones, but both of this guy’s names are equally generic...?

If it’s your job to do a performance you agreed to do and you don’t have mitigating circumstances ie illness, family issue , then yeah, I can blame her to just not wanting to work.

Well yeah, but...there were nachos! Who doesn’t love nachos?! And a good bourbon with your kids?! Right?!?!?!?!

They shut the bar down drinking with their kids?

EVEN Giselle? Gasp.

I don’t know... Those biscuits are hard to resist.

Okay, but realistically, there’s no way she’s eaten at a Red Lobster in the last 15 years, right?

Who knows? Thing is, I think Kara is too young to remember that people clutching their pearls over music is nothing new. Ten years ago, remember the uproar the Dixie Chicks caused? People were gathering their CDs to trash them? Twenty years “gangster rap” and “sex rap” bands like 2 Live Crew had a whole court fiasco…

Slow media day?

The Punisher ‘89 was rated R, that’s pretty OG.

First: Blade was the original R-Rated superhero flick.

The Further Adventures of the Tin Soldier

Sort of reminds me of this piece:

Perhaps it would be more interesting as a baby shower invite?

I'm pretty sure this is the artist who illustrates many of my darker dreams.

Now I have to get married so I can send out invitations and those invitations can just be a date and that picture of Otter Boy.