Sounds nice — except for when you want all the spinach artichoke dip and you don’t like the way the other person exists.

I feel dense because I didn’t even know they were like a thing.

Ohhhhhhh, complicated. Code word for “Still looking.”

Sally Fields was Tom Hanks’ wife in Mrs. Doubtfire, and his mother in Forrest Gump a year later.

I wonder why the Tom Hanks’ love interests are so much closer in age to him. Does he have some input or is it just the types of movies he is in or what?

Seems like a good enough time as any to post those rage inducing Vulture graphs charting the ages of Hollywood’s leading actors vs the actresses playing their love interests (with only Tom Hanks consistently defying the ‘decades younger actress’ rule).

“Sally Field wuz here.”

I’m 32 and because of my age and lack of “hotness,” I am practically invisible. The ad with Mindy Kaling going through the grocery store eating ice cream could be my life. (Edited b/c my grammar is terrible before the first cup of coffee/tea.)

I just watched Frank in which she does a fantastic job. Sadly it will be remembered as one of her last performances as her advanced age must be making it prohibitively difficult to continue acting.

Romney could have opened his glovebox and pulled out a million.....insteda he needed to show people his “vitality”.

“But yeah...they’re rich. They should be the only ones who donate.”

Each of those guys is in a position to just write a check for that amount, without embarrassing and drawing attention to themselves.

It’s a metaphor for Mitt Romney’s whole life: it's been set up in his favor from day one, and yet he still doesn't do much with it.

Though it would be the first time he’s beaten a black guy since Alan Keyes in 2008.

They’re actually both raising almost a million dollars for children together, but yeah this is deadspin so racism rules!

A GOPer is trying to keep the black man down while exercising his right to bear arms. What’s so fishy about that?

Why would you say that and then not share? Obviously this is the perfect space for this.

wait, I have a REALLY good one about Method Man if anyone cares

There really was no other possible ending, was there?