Especially since the government is finally walking back the horrible eating fat makes you fat and eating cholesterol makes you have high cholesterol advice, because it turned out it had no basis in facts and was not supported by the data they had at the time they made the recommendations in the 70s.

That 31 year old colleague sounds like they are more emotionally and socially liberated than you.

Chocolate milk is delicious and essentially just cold hot chocolate. I will drink it for the rest of my life.

I use chocolate milk in my coffee and its THE BEST.

I feel like you replace Milk with Alcohol and the jokes wouldnt be any different.

Seriously. Kara has clearly never had Nesquik. Or Ronnybrook Chocolate Milk.

This is soooo my favorite argument against milk. If we quit doing things because other species don't, we wouldn't be wearing PANTS. Wait a minute, wait a minute …

And several species of animals can't digest chocolate, so that means humans shouldn't eat chocolate either, right?

Cheers to that!

Counterpoint: There is no better snack food than chocolate milk.

Right?! there is a myriad of things only our species does. I guess we can't drive cars now because my dog never did!

I wish there was a way that I could prominently display this GIF every time my step-mother-in-law tells me how gluten and caffeine are bad and eastern medicine is good.

milk in its natural state is my worst enemy, but cheese is my best friend.

I don't really like milk, but cream in my coffee, greek yogurt, and cheese are basically my main sustenance.

No other species has fully-formed sentience, either, which isn't a terribly good excuse to stop using our brains to get on their level. I fart on this article.

My stomach every time I drink a glass of milk.

I think I love you.

Counterpoint: Milk is delicious.

So proud that we have someone who is both a doctor and a judge on staff.