Hmm....if you're tired of being called quirky, maybe you shouldn't call yourself 'FKA Twigs'.

In fairness, I do think that if his kids had access to his body, he would have been buried by now.

I finally became curious enough to look her up to find out why she's so famous. Turns out she's famous for dating Chris Brown and that's about it. She's an aspiring model, according to one bio I came across, but she's also only five feet tall, so that's probably not going to happen.

he is a hipster

Seriously! But we've seen this type of thing before.

I think I've found one for you

When you have a history of being physically abusive, the "I've caused scars" metaphor sounds especially sinister.

I can't explain why "very hair" made me laugh for real, but it did. I spit soda out.

I just realized she looks like a real-life Bratz doll.

Awww that is so sweet. Dancing Baby! It makes me sad that we all seem to lose that joy and connection to our bodies as we grow up.

This is NYC! Williamsburg. I have his cd. Have to dig to see the band name, but he plays solo and then also with the classical violist. When solo, he plays banjo, sings, and has a tambourine attached to his shoe to help created multilayered sound even when alone. Awesome stuff!

This is adorable, but oh my lord, I'm mostly worried she's going to fall into the tracks. My children will never bring joy into strangers' lives.

I just realized I can't tell the difference between LeAnn Rimes and Melissa Joan Hart anymore. 90s me is very disappointed in myself.

Exactly. And being so afraid of someone b/c of the color of their skin that you can't do your job properly should be enough to bar you from working that job. In any job. But especially in one where you a goddamned gun.

come on, don't throw a stink bomb like that and run away from it. There has to be a simple way to explain why you have the position you have on the Garner case, at least.

I would absolutely be terrified most of the time if I were a cop. That is why I'm not a cop. Can we puh-lease stop letting people who are too terrified to do their damn job become cops? People die.

Not trolling, legitimately asking RE the Garner case: What are your mixed feelings?? It's on video. There's no question as to what actually transpired, so I'm curious about how you have mixed feelings on the facts because it's not as if there are conflicting witness accounts as in the Brown case.

Or not describe it the way a child reacts to doing something wrong "But It just happened, I didn't mean to do it!"

"It was an incident that happened, period,"

this is exactly it. Most white people can't even connect to this plight. The see it as an outsider issue that's disrupting their normal life.