Woof. Of all the things to insist on in a husband ... well, hopefully those two crazy kids worked it out.

*3. Maybe the bride was being arrogant about it but there's nothing wrong with being a virgin on your wedding day. I come from a culture which, to this day, demands virginity of its brides. No one talks about it and there's no arrogance or shame attached to it - it's just the way it is. And btw, the same is demanded…

Wait. Febreeze is passe?

We were too tired and our friends had gathered at a local sushi bar....so we went there and had a great time. We skipped the hotel, too and stayed in the guest room at my mom's place where we held the wedding and where we'd stayed prior to it. At the end of the day (literally) we just wanted to be where we were…

Include me and my husband in the 'WAY too tired' category. We had a really nice outdoor wedding at his dad's place, which had a pool. It was a beautiful day and the party just went on and on even after the official reception was over.

Had to watch kids? Just how many black people were included in this survey?

i'm not feelin' it.

I love that we can discuss these things but still be proper ladies in real life.

WHO IS STANDING UP TO WIPE? 30%? DO YOU FEEL CLEAN EVER?

We don't pee on the floor.... if you can't hover without peeing on the floor thats not my problem.

My mom literally cannot. She loves coming home from vacation because I swear to god she doesn't poop for a whole week. Or at least claims she doesn't. She has gotten better though, as I smelled evidence that she was pooping when we shared a beach house this summer. Progress.

I often have to as mine is like "lol are we all leaving??"

I feel deeply saddened for the 1/3 of the takers who cannot poop outside the home. How stressful...

I also want to find the 28% of respondents that hover. No ladies, you cannot accurately piss and hover, especially if you are in heels. Target sells toilet seat covers for $1/10 covers if you are that toilet-phobic.

Yeh unless it's a bowl blaster I don't see the issue.

I voted!

What? I go down to my underwear when I poop at home. It's super comfy, I don't have the "I poop in these clothes..." feeling afterwards and there isn't any chances that the clothes will get poop watered.

#9 is "Do you take your shirt off to poop?" AND 9% OF PEOPLE SAID YES WHO ARE THESE CRAZIES

I take it out before I poop, and then replace it after I'm done. I hate period poops. They are the worst.

Is it possible that Blake Lively is just Joaquin Pheonixing it, only instead of hip hop she picked gooping?